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Texan Time-Travel 2 - Pokerman	TNT-Films 2023
Starting off right after TTT1, Oden and Owen find themselves in constant warfare as they can't catch a break.	9.7/10
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POKERMAN: Undisputedly my best work in this program. A 25 minute blockbuster thriller that is 70% pointless action movie and 30% story, which is a perfect balance for me. The story is pretty uninspired and is basically just a rehash of the original. The scenery is pretty good and the animation is consistent throughout the film. KEVINORSOMETHING: It's been said a million times over, but this is a modern-day 3dmm masterpiece. Not just one of the greatest vanilla movies ever made, but one of the greatest movies ever made, period. An easy all time top 10 for me. I can understand people who prefer the first (kinda) due to this movie being more action and animation-focused than character/worldbuilding-focused, but I don't care. The animation is superb, the characters are fun and loveable, and this is a must-watch for any newcomers to 3dmm.	3dmm.com Page

McZee - The Man Behind The Movies - Orcus, Tom Breed, Digital Taco	Phoenix Films, Important Films 2008
An inside look at the triumphs and tribulations in the life of one of the worlds most prominent modern filmmakers, Angus McZee.	10/10
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KEVINORSOMETHING: McZee - The Man Behind The Movies is one of the greatest acomplishments in 3dmm storytelling. Fabulously satires countless documentary tropes while presenting it's own comedic flair, occasionally sprinkling in truly fantastic lines. Animation-wise it pushes the boundaries and makes insane innovations in what you can do with v3dmm. Its a breathtaking, emotional, and unspeakably hilarious spectacle that stands as one of, if not the greatest 3dmm movie ever made.	3dmm.com Page

The Handsome Man in Australia - Dominator Dan	Danimations 2008
Dan stumbles across a wanted poster offering a generous reward for the death of Michael Sandford, but everything goes pear shaped when he encounters a drug addict with the same goal. Oh yeah, and he meets a dolphin. The sequel to The Handsome Man in Japan!	9.4/10
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POKERMAN: Probably the best movie to ever come out of Danimations. For a 26-minute-long movie with a lot of complex animation and scenery, I think this is a very well done movie. I thought the movie was generally really funny, and I thought Micheal's voice was hilarious.	3dmm.com Page

Vlarion 1 - The Elemental War - Aaron Haynes	Ultima Pictures 2006
When a research lab studying an ancient relic is ransacked, a special ops organization investigates the possibility that a millenia-old apocalyptic legend is coming true. A young mercenary expelled from his home region heads off the investigation as sinister forces begin preparing for the legacy to unfold.	9.3/10
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KEVINORSOMETHING: The Vlarion remake is the most ambitious and one of the most impressive 3dmm movies ever made. The insane story and the world it exists in can be a bit convoluting, and some of the lines are pretty eye-rolling but it's a necessary watch for the animation alone.	3dmm.com Page

00Dee Boned: Venison Jelly - Cowtacular Spleen	Stepan Entertainment 2004
00Dee Boned must recover X12's sandwich after being accused of stealing it.	10/10
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KEVINORSOMETHING: Aaron Haynes' review is titled "This is the kind of stuff Looney Tunes is made of" and he was totally right. 3dmm slapstick doesn't get better than this. It's one of the funniest, most imaginative, entertaining, and well made movies made in the program. Unbelivable that it was made with no v3dmm.	3dmm.com Page

Litterbug 2 - Jimmy Pozin	NSane Graphix 2002
A continuation of the events of Litterbug 1. The protagonist is rescued from the death chair by his partner, Josh, as they make a violent escape.	9.8/10
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POKERMAN: Pure mouth-watering action, this movie is the pinnacle of vanilla 3dmm action. There is a load of impressive shots and camera pans. But with all of that hard work comes sloppyness. About 20-30% of the movie contains bad shots and sloppy scenes. But its a great movie to learn about slow camera pans and doing action movies right.	3dmm.com Page

Sgt. Steve - Jason Ruiz	Freelance Films 2001
The story of a mentally retarded talk show drill seargent and his bizarre life involving romance, violence, manipulation, and 'Saved by the Bell' episodes.	10/10
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KEVINORSOMETHING: Generally considered to be the best 3dmm movie, Sgt. Steve is one of the funniest and most charming experiences you will ever get from this program. It's as close to replicating the style of a real comedy film anyone has ever gotten.	3dmm.com Page

N.U.T.S. 2 - Redwampa	Planet Productions 2000
The Nuts story continues as the grandfather concludes the story with the final battle at King Gladamire's castle. Meiko and his now healed brother must now journey to the castle to restore freedom and bring back the empire. Meanwhile Guya is on the run from the hunters deadly dogs. What does Toby the hunter and his mysterious boss have in store for the forest?	9.7/10
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KEVINORSOMETHING: Holy shit dude. This movie rules. The second movie in Redwampa's unfinished trilogy is nothing short of a masterpiece. The story from NUTS 1 is continued and told in a much more interesting way, the animation is SOMEHOW even better, and the characters have become less one-dimensional and obnoxious, and more interesting and empathetic. The Last Unicorn segment at the beginning of the second .3mm file is downright beautiful, and one of, if not the greatest vanilla 3dmm scene ever. Theres a portion of the movie that I have a major gripe against and docks points from my rating, but I still stand by this being one of the best movies ever made in the program.	3dmm.com Page

N.U.T.S. 1 - Redwampa	Planet Productions 2000
A family of squirrels is separated when a group of hunters invade their forest home. However the elder of the family is forced to tell his grandchildren a tragic story of the destruction of King Gladamire and his empire...	9.1/10
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KEVINORSOMETHING: The first movie in a series that Redwampa sadly never finished. NUTS 1 is a great spectacle of classic 3dmm animation with its squirrel HMCs, camera movement, and visually pleasing forest scenery. But more than that, it's a powerhouse in story. The world the characters exist in is so interesting, you can't help but get enthralled in its world and facinated by its insane history. NUTS 2 manages to outdo it in almost every department, but it can't be overlooked how great and entertaining this movie really is.	3dmm.com Page

Diabolical Delightment - Will Maltby	True Brit Productions 2000
A continuation of the events of Litterbug 1. The protagonist is rescued from the death chair by his partner, Josh, as they make a violent escape.	9.4/10
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POKERMAN: A jaw dropping film for the time and considered Will Maltby's magnum opus. Nothing too revolutionary, but considering it has fast paced action and rotating camera pans it's extremeley polished. Keep in mind this was before 3dmm AP so no hotkeys for camerapans and such, you had to do everything manually. Though the movie has had its few complaints from the andres dick suckers, including the fact that the movie is extremely simplistic and nothing makes sense. But even if, it's considered a noteable film in 3dmm's history.	3dmm.com Page